What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

{RING} {RING}

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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